Hey, no offense but do you want to hold hands?
au where all the money i have in video games gets transferred into my bank account
I took a nap earlier and I woke up thinking it was a school day and that I was late then I saw my parents in the living room and was like “the fuck you doing here”
studies show its always my fault
im so miserable but i laugh at everything
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
This textpost literally just saved my life.
That feeling when your parents wake you up for school.